My mom was a terrible cook and poor as dirt, so this happened a lot. Eventually I learned to cook cause I couldn’t take it anymore
LeastOstrich9108 on
Nah…this isnt from one cook right??
Nah
Right?
Woolf1974 on
She tryin to end us!
Habitual_Line_Stepr on
That corn dog bread is fucking devious
kemistree4 on
Yooooo the last one!! Damn I’m glad i was raised by southern black women.
EFTucker on
I’d eat that first one. It’s just sausage and rice with what looks like a poor attempt at… sausage gravy? Idk. I’d smash that. Everything else is a pure abomination
hannamarinsgrandma on
These are the same boys who were saying “you don’t pay no bills you don’t pay no bills you don’t pay no bills, you can barely pay the bills”!
ProBoogerFlicker on
I understand how they feel. Totally valid. If my parents gave me any of that I’m saying nope and taking the whoopin.
_AYYEEEE on
I feel this shit in my soul. My mom never cooked when I was a kid so I had to figure shit out a lot of times but when she did cook… Sometimes it turned out wack. I’m talking grey turkey meat that’ll have you pissing out the ass type wack
Iwearhelmets on
Ass to belt, boy, you wouldn’t believe till you saw it
DMercenary on
Some of these are “okay I can see what you’re trying to do.” And others are “Wtf. How? You had to try to do this.”
Chipped beef on toast, aka shit on a shingle. Ironically the only thing that looked appeti- … the way it’s supposed to.
-WitchyPoo- on
My ex was one of the nicest men to ever walk this earth. But his cooking was spousal abuse.
Feisty-Delivery2047 on
If you learn to cook you can make your own good food 😋
djsnoopmike on
I don’t trust that chicken
Karhak on
Pretty sure it’s just photos of other people’s shitty food from across the internet, mashed together with the kids’ complaining.
ImReadyForButt on
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious
Thunderbird_12_ on
My mom smokes cigarettes non-stop … from her teenaged days to before the day I was born and still to this day.
Because of this, her taste buds are shot to hell.
She is (and has always been) a horrible cook. Everything is overseasoned due to her dead taste buds.
Aside from this, she was the “rebel” and “black sheep” of the family. So while her sisters (my aunts) were doing their duty and learning from my Grandma, my mom was runnin’ them streets (and never learned, nor cared to learn, how to cook.)
This food triggered some bad memories for me. To this day, my mom can’t cook. But she’s been alive long enough now to know that she doesn’t need to cook for anybody but herself.
Anywhoo … this video makes a good point.
“We got food at home” only counts if you got somebody that can COOK it!
No-Cantaloupe549 on
The Fake Chef, took me all the way out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
mayumia on
Seriously, wat the fuck was that third one? Looked like some platypus shit mixed with ice-cream……
Shit looks like a gargoyle vomited on bread….
gothamtg on
Shit on a shingle is fucking delicious. You just gotta put more pepper on it.
AWMIGHTY on
He’s gotta be no more than 8. My son will be 8 tomorrow and is missing the same teeth. 🙂↔️
embee81 on
Louisiana ain’t all bad, your food will never look like this unless you let a 3 yr old cook. Or a transplant, that’s different. People trying to make gumbo, or jambalaya and it look like death. You’re from Idaho, stop it. Sorry Idaho caught a stray, maybe Montana too.
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My mom was a terrible cook and poor as dirt, so this happened a lot. Eventually I learned to cook cause I couldn’t take it anymore
Nah…this isnt from one cook right??
Nah
Right?
She tryin to end us!
That corn dog bread is fucking devious
Yooooo the last one!! Damn I’m glad i was raised by southern black women.
I’d eat that first one. It’s just sausage and rice with what looks like a poor attempt at… sausage gravy? Idk. I’d smash that. Everything else is a pure abomination
These are the same boys who were saying “you don’t pay no bills you don’t pay no bills you don’t pay no bills, you can barely pay the bills”!
I understand how they feel. Totally valid. If my parents gave me any of that I’m saying nope and taking the whoopin.
I feel this shit in my soul. My mom never cooked when I was a kid so I had to figure shit out a lot of times but when she did cook… Sometimes it turned out wack. I’m talking grey turkey meat that’ll have you pissing out the ass type wack
Ass to belt, boy, you wouldn’t believe till you saw it
Some of these are “okay I can see what you’re trying to do.” And others are “Wtf. How? You had to try to do this.”
https://preview.redd.it/z4lfr58yrrmg1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abea2c20d5a5e9efcee4b727814d8a843a6782e9
Third one remind me of this
Chipped beef on toast, aka shit on a shingle. Ironically the only thing that looked appeti- … the way it’s supposed to.
My ex was one of the nicest men to ever walk this earth. But his cooking was spousal abuse.
If you learn to cook you can make your own good food 😋
I don’t trust that chicken
Pretty sure it’s just photos of other people’s shitty food from across the internet, mashed together with the kids’ complaining.
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious
My mom smokes cigarettes non-stop … from her teenaged days to before the day I was born and still to this day.
Because of this, her taste buds are shot to hell.
She is (and has always been) a horrible cook. Everything is overseasoned due to her dead taste buds.
Aside from this, she was the “rebel” and “black sheep” of the family. So while her sisters (my aunts) were doing their duty and learning from my Grandma, my mom was runnin’ them streets (and never learned, nor cared to learn, how to cook.)
This food triggered some bad memories for me. To this day, my mom can’t cook. But she’s been alive long enough now to know that she doesn’t need to cook for anybody but herself.
Anywhoo … this video makes a good point.
“We got food at home” only counts if you got somebody that can COOK it!
The Fake Chef, took me all the way out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, wat the fuck was that third one? Looked like some platypus shit mixed with ice-cream……
Shit looks like a gargoyle vomited on bread….
Shit on a shingle is fucking delicious. You just gotta put more pepper on it.
He’s gotta be no more than 8. My son will be 8 tomorrow and is missing the same teeth. 🙂↔️
Louisiana ain’t all bad, your food will never look like this unless you let a 3 yr old cook. Or a transplant, that’s different. People trying to make gumbo, or jambalaya and it look like death. You’re from Idaho, stop it. Sorry Idaho caught a stray, maybe Montana too.